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Meanwhile, it is evaluation time at work for Roseanne and Bonnie, but the inspector seems more interested in seducing Leon. Roseanne and Bonnie learn that Leon is gay when his boyfriend stops by the restaurant. The Conners hold a Mother's Day barbecue at which feisty Nana Mary exerts her motherhood muscle on Bev, surprising Roseanne and Jackie with how alike their relationships are. Roseanne and Dan ponder opening a motorcycle shop with their friend, Ziggy. Brad Garrett appears in this episode. Andrew D. Amy Sherman and Jennifer Heath. While the Conners are preparing to open their own bike shop, Becky seeks birth control advice from Jackie, who encourages Becky to also talk to Roseanne.
Becky later confides to her mother that she has already slept with Mark. Dan and Roseanne, working hour days, leave Becky in charge at home, causing friction between Becky and Darlene. DJ starts to feel neglected. This episode features the first appearance of Dan Butler as Art. Jackie is horrified to wake up in bed with Arnie after a drunken fling. Roseanne tries endlessly to return DJ's new dog to its owner. Dan and his pals discover Leon's gay when they invite him to their poker game.
Jackie decides to start a new career as a professional truck driver. Darlene slips into a depressive state, constantly spending time alone. Meanwhile, Becky has her eye on a motor scooter from Dan's shop. Maxine Lapiduss and Martin Mull. Roseanne witnesses the Bowmans' possessions being donated to what she believes is charity while the Bowmans are out-of-town. Kathy Bowman is furious that Roseanne watched without realizing the house was being robbed.
Bob Hope makes a cameo appearance during the end credits of this episode. At the lodge's Halloween party, Jackie discovers that the moose she has been flirting with is Booker, her former boyfriend. Roseanne and Dan have a fight when she feels neglected and pulls him out of a lucky craps game. Roseanne is upset that Dan would rather play craps than spend a romantic night together. She and Nancy get drunk and walk into a Wayne Newton impersonator performance, unaware she is heckling the real Wayne Newton who is making a surprise on-stage appearance.
After Arnie and Nancy's wedding, they offer Dan and Roseanne the chance to renew their vows. Roseanne resumes smoking to cope with her stressful life—then tries to hide the renewed habit from her family. Roseanne is thrilled when Darlene gets a B on a school report until she learns that Becky actually wrote it for her. During Thanksgiving dinner, Roseanne and Jackie discover their father has been having an affair for 20 years that their mother has known about. Darlene hides out in her room and refuses to open up to anyone except Nana Mary.
Jackie and Roseanne head to Kansas City to meet their father's mistress. Dan goes to beat up Becky's boss for being grossly disrespectful to her, but finds that Mark has beaten him to it. Roseanne and Jackie are the new Santa and Mrs. Claus at Rodbell's; while on duty, Roseanne meets Darlene's new friend Karen She is resentful that Darlene refused to open up to her but has shared her writing with Karen.
Roseanne wins a game and quickly becomes addicted, which sparks a fight with Crystal. But Crystal's real story is that she is pregnant again and already feels overwhelmed raising Little Ed and her teenage son while Ed is often away on business. Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, while Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie and Nancy's new friendship.
Darlene meets Mark's brother, David for the first time although he is referred to as Kevin in this episode. Bev arrives in time to help with DJ's 10th birthday, after Roseanne throws her back out. Dan is thrilled to spoil his kids when he buys DJ a Super Nintendo as a birthday present and strikes a car-buying deal with Becky, but his plans are upset when Bev beats him to the punch. Roseanne's doctor recommends she get a breast reduction to reduce stress on her back. She agrees in spite of a nightmare featuring a cameo appearance by Neil Patrick Harris as Doogie Howser, MD , in which her breasts are accidentally enlarged to gigantic proportions.
When Becky breaks up with Mark, Roseanne and Dan can finally relax. Roseanne and Dan are furious when they learn that Darlene skipped school to attend a comic book convention in Chicago with David. Jackie and Roseanne return to their vacant childhood home and relive painful memories about their abusive father. The Conners are picked for a Rodbell's commercial, much to Darlene's embarrassment. Leon and his partner break up. The Bowmans are moving back to Chicago. Darlene mouths off about a girl at school, and Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist.
Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice on David. Roseanne is anxious about a lie detector test in her workplace. Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who will manage the coffee shop, the feud causing Roseanne and Jackie to miss Crystals daughter being born, but both learn it is closing down in three weeks. Darlene tells David to stop crowding her. Lawrence H. Depressed because Becky still will not see him, Mark gets drunk at the Lobo Lounge and puts his fist through the jukebox.
Dan tends to him, then must lie to Roseanne and Becky. Determined to attend a faraway rock concert, Becky and Darlene attempt to soften up Roseanne with a Mother's-Day spa-pampering. Roseanne is thrilled until she discovers their ulterior motive. Roseanne grounds D. She chides Dan for always leaving the kids' punishments up to her. Dan then cooks up a unique punishment for Becky and Darlene for their duplicity. DJ's spelling-bee triumph is a welcome bright spot as Rodbell's luncheonette closes down and Dan's bike shop continues its slow descent.
Meanwhile, Nancy is heartbroken when Arnie leaves her, especially when he claims he was abducted by aliens. Roseanne and Dan adjust to losing their bike shop while seeking new jobs.
Meanwhile, when Mark receives a great job offer in Minneapolis , he and Becky elope. Becky returns home to collect her belongings, while Roseanne struggles to accept her daughter's marriage and tries to cheer-up Dan after he closes the bike shop. Dan avoids talking to Becky. Eric Gilliland and Mike Gandolfi. The Conners' electricity is cut off when they cannot pay the bill. Darlene and David stay up all night in Darlene's bedroom working on their comic book.
When Roseanne and Dan do not believe Darlene when she insists they did not sleep together, she lashes out, feeling punished for Becky's mistakes. Dan phones Becky, finally thawing the ice between them. This episode concludes by breaking the fourth wall with Roseanne and Laurie Metcalf wrestling over the Emmy award that Metcalf won. John Goodman eventually joined in before they all ran offstage and out a studio door accompanied by Tom Arnold.
Jackie starts dating Fisher, a much younger guy played by Metcalf's real-life husband, Matt Roth. Amy Sherman. The Conners enjoy torturing Darlene by pretending to give her a dreaded Sweet-Sixteen birthday party. Roseanne and Jackie decide to open a diner with Nancy, using the money that Bev gave them. Molly complains to Darlene about D. Becky's absence has drained Roseanne's Halloween spirit, so she is visited by the ghosts of Halloween Past, Present, and a truly terrifying Future.
Roseanne and Jackie are shocked to discover that Nancy is a lesbian. Roseanne thinks she is getting old when Bev moves into a retirement community. Roseanne, working a late shift at the diner alone, is threatened by an aggressive customer, prompting the girls take a self-defense class. When Arnie wants to return to Nancy, he learns she is a lesbian. Molly has an extra ticket for a rock concert in a neighboring town, and Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go.
When Darlene arrives home in a cab at a. Robert Borden and Norm Macdonald. Fisher offers to coach D. Jackie breaks up with Fisher because she fears him leaving her for a younger woman. When Roseanne convinces Jackie to get back together with him, she moves in with him. Bruce Rasmussen. The Connors are called to DJ's school to discuss the "obscene" reading material he brought to class.
Dan and Roseanne are shocked to learn it is one of Darlene and David's comic books. Later, Darlene accidentally walks in on Jackie in D. Roseanne presses Jackie for an explanation and learns that Fisher assaulted her. Dan beats up Fisher and lands in jail. Ed Begley, Jr. Brice Beckham Mr. Belvedere appears. As Roseanne takes Jackie to the hospital, and Darlene bails Dan out of jail, the news of Dan hitting Fisher quickly spreads through town.
Meanwhile, Fisher begs Jackie to come back. Roseanne is shocked to hear this was not the first time Fisher hit Jackie, but learns that Jackie is strong enough to make her own decisions. Vegetarian Darlene vandalizes the Lunch Box as a protest against eating animals. To punish Darlene, Roseanne forces her to sell loose-meat sandwiches at the diner's Lanford Days festival concession stand. Darlene is chagrined, but everyone else is thrilled when country music star Loretta Lynn , stops by.
Roseanne and Jackie's father dies. His mistress, Joan, shows up for the funeral, causing friction between Roseanne and Jackie and a confrontation with Bev. Roseanne is upset that her father never regretted his abusive behavior. Joan tells Roseanne her dad thought he was a wonderful father and she feels Roseanne and Jackie were ungrateful to him. Ronnie Joan Collins , Obnoxious, wealthy cousin Ronnie comes to town, hoping to end a years-long feud with Roseanne.
Years ago she excluded Roseanne from her wedding party. Ronnie encourages Darlene to follow her dream to move to New York City, offering her a place to stay. The Conners go on a road trip to California with the Tildens for a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show ; Dan tells Roseanne he wants to have another child, though Roseanne is cool to the idea.
Darlene begs Roseanne to let David move in with them. Roseanne relents only after she sees first-hand his abusive mother's treatment toward him. Rosanne is in a tizzy when she is unable to find her wedding ring, unaware that Dan secretly borrowed it to have it redesigned as a 20th anniversary gift.
Roseanne poses for a sexy photograph to give to Dan but is angry when he has to work on their anniversary night, unaware he took the temporary job to pay for the ring. Bill Maher appears in this episode. Roseanne wants to set her mother up with a friend from the retirement home; Molly puts the moves on David. Darlene attends the prom with David, then surprises him afterward with a motel room she has rented. Tim Curry appears in this episode. Jackie is jealous when Nancy goes back to men by dating Roger. Philip Charles MacKenzie. Dan remodels an old house to sell for a profit.
When the buyer backs out at the last minute, Dan might lose his own home after business partner, Roger, runs out on him and the bill for the building materials Dan bought on credit comes due. Jackie, currently living with Bev at the retirement home, makes a big decision. Chris Farley has an uncredited cameo in this episode. Dan accidentally knocks out Roseanne's tooth the day the health inspector, who turns out to be her old boss, Leon, visits the restaurant. After Darlene and David consummate their relationship, Darlene gets accepted to a Chicago art school, but David is turned down.
Bob Odenkirk appears in this episode. Roseanne and Dan agree to let Darlene attend school in Chicago; D. Roseanne is upset when Darlene refuses to let her mother drive her to Chicago for school. Desperate to keep Darlene from leaving, David proposes marriage, which Darlene declines as a crazy idea. Roseanne insists on taking Darlene to Chicago, and ends up spending the night in Darlene's new apartment where they engage in a mother-daughter talk.
Eric Gilliland. Roseanne and Jackie have had their fill of Bev at the Lunchbox, so Bev agrees to step aside, but secretly sells her share to Leon, Roseanne's old boss. Elsewhere, Fred, Dan's co-worker at the garage, asks Jackie out for a date, marking his first appearance in the series. Roseanne orchestrates a weekend at home for David and Darlene in hopes of getting them back together.
When Darlene discovers her mother's plan, she and DJ team up to plot revenge. Also, DJ has been skipping school, so Darlene covers for him, though Roseanne soon suspects something is going on. Jackie refuses to date Fred again after their one-night stand. Roseanne punishes David after finding a bag of marijuana in David's room. David, thinking it is Darlene's, covers for her by saying it is his. Darlene suspects it must belong to Becky. Dan realizes that it is his and Roseanne's year-old stash, so they and Jackie indulge once more for old times' sake.
Roseanne has been trying unsuccessfully for months to get pregnant, but it is Jackie who announces that she is expecting after her one-night stand with Fred. Nancy thinks Dan dislikes her, and Roseanne soon realizes she is right. Darlene and David scheme to terrify Roseanne on Halloween. Darlene returns home and realizes how much David misses her. After Darlene leaves, David tells Roseanne and Dan that he is moving back in with his mother in another town when in reality he moves in with Darlene in Chicago. Roseanne and Dan learn that DJ has begun masturbating and struggle figuring how to deal with it.
Dan has lunch with old flame Phyllis Zimmer mentioned in the 1st-season episode " The Memory Game " , and has trouble keeping it from Roseanne. Vicki Lawrence appears in this episode. When Becky and Mark return for a visit, Roseanne, seeing they are drifting apart, schemes to break them up for good, but realizes maybe Mark is not to blame. Dan's 20th high-school football-team anniversary celebration is being held at the Conner house.
Nana Mary embarrasses a heavily pregnant Jackie and also reveals a secret about Bev's marriage; Becky prepares the holiday feast; and Dan and Mark squabble. James Berg and Stan Zimmerman. Roseanne's suspicions that Leon is usurping her position at the Lunch Box are cast aside by Nancy and Jackie but ultimately prove to be true.
Roseanne and Dan go all out for Christmas in indignant reaction to their neighborhood association's limits on exterior decorations after the Conners' previous tacky efforts. Roseanne and Dan are angry that Becky uses the money earmarked for Becky's education to instead pay for Mark's trade school tuition. Becky further annoys them by taking a job as a skimpily-clad waitress at "Bunz" a veiled reference to "Hooters". When Bev and D. Leon pushes Roseanne to join a women's business association so she can network to help the diner. Roseanne presses D. Dan discovers Mark has dropped out of trade school when he catches him hanging out at the Lobo.
Mark wants to leave Becky because he thinks he is not good enough for her. Becky blames Roseanne for making her push Mark to go to school. In Chicago, Darlene and David's relationship is becoming strained from being together all the time. Roseanne drives to Chicago and brings David back, then hides the truth from Dan. Roseanne blackmails David into being her live-in "maid" in exchange for saying nothing to Dan about David and Darlene's living arrangement.
However, David feels guilty and confesses the truth to Dan, who reacts by angrily throwing him out of the house; Roseanne persuades pregnant Jackie to temporarily take David in. Becky pressures Dan to hiring Mark for a job at the city garage. Jackie refuses any money from Fred for the baby, forcing him to secretly slip cash into her tip jar. Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne hides David from Dan who, in the heat of anger over David's duplicity, suggests to Fred that he sue Jackie for custody of their baby.
Darlene returns to make peace, only to find that Dan blames David for the entire situation. Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn baby, leaving Jackie upset when served with the papers. Dan tries to cover up that the lawsuit was his suggestion. Even when Fred is willing to drop the lawsuit, Jackie treats him like garbage, thinking this is just some ploy to get together with her.
Roseanne furiously derides Jackie for how cruel she's being, saying that not all men are like Fisher or their father, two men who hurt her, and that her crusade of hatred towards men will only hurt her more. It got through as Jackie and Fred end up together. Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar until Nancy's girlfriend kisses her.
One of Becky's old boyfriends gives Mark a reason to distrust her. Roseanne is upset that Jackie wants Fred in the delivery room instead of her. But she is the one who is there when the contractions start, having delayed contacting Fred, who barely makes it to the hospital in time. Jackie gives birth to a son she names Andy.
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment to Dan's mother, Dan feels he has to give her money. Fred quizzes Jackie about her sexual history, then regrets asking. Roseanne helps Dan cope with life-altering news: his mother has a life-long history of mental illness and psychiatric-hospital stays that he never knew about. Ed had let Dan grow up believing her imbalance was Ed's fault, making his mother look good in Dan's eyes.
Dan grapples with accepting that Ed was not the bad father he believed him to be. He then gives Roseanne grief about morals when she wants to keep an extra stove that was delivered to the diner in error. Jesco White makes a cameo appearance, clogg dancing during the end credits. When Bev breaks her pelvis at the retirement home, she claims she fell in the shower but Roseanne discovers the real story.
Fred pops the question to Jackie. Mark and David struggle with the concept of feminism, also using it to curry favor with their partners. Fred asks Roseanne's advice on proposing to Jackie, then studies Jackie's favorite soap opera for tips. Roseanne demands passion from Dan, but turns to fantasy instead. Fred and Jackie consider calling off the wedding because Fred thinks Jackie has a crush on Dan. When Fred realizes he is wrong, he begs Jackie to marry him. Fred and Jackie marry in the Conners' living room. Dan is fed up having so many people living in the house and wants Becky and Mark to move out.
Roseanne agrees until Becky says she and Mark are trying to get pregnant. Fred rebels against Jackie overly protecting the baby. After a fight, she and the baby go to Roseanne's. When everyone learns that Dan shaved his armpits due to a cyst Dan storms off to stay with Fred. Jackie and Fred make up and Roseanne tells Dan she gave Becky and Mark until May to move out, then announces she is pregnant.
Jackie spots Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David broke their promise to abstain from having sex. Roseanne is shocked that Darlene was at the motel with Jimmy and says that David accepts her having another relationship. When David later gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, she chooses Jimmy, and they break-up. Dan admits to Jackie his fears about having another baby. Jackie reassure him by saying he always reacts this way, but when Dan confides his fears to Roseanne, she lashes out at him. She later tells Jackie she is also scared.
Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries, but ends up comforting Dan like always. David is devastated after breaking-up with Darlene. Roseanne encourages him to move but to retaliate, he tells Roseanne about Darlene using drugs. Roseanne and Dan confront Darlene when she comes home, though she initially denies it; David reveals he saw her using and feels she will again. Roseanne is furious and refuses to allow Darlene to return to college.
Darlene convinces Dan she will not do it again, but Roseanne is adamant she stay home until she realizes David wants to keep Darlene there for his own selfish reasons. Though she cannot trust Darlene, Roseanne lets her return to school. Becky and Mark are arguing constantly and Roseanne finds out from Jackie that Mark has been uninterested in sex.
Jackie tells Roseanne about her own sexual problems with Fred while Roseanne confides Dan's unusual attempts to get her in the mood. Roseanne encourages David to get out and meet girls but he is uninterested. Fred initiates an open discussion with Dan and Mark about their sex lives but all three end up knowing more than they care to. Roseanne talks to Becky about Mark, and is surprised Becky has been talking to David about her marital woes. David considers moving out after Becky discovers he had a sex dream that she thinks it is about her. When D. Roseanne is at first upset until Dan admits he had a similar dream about Bev when he and Roseanne started dating.
David tells Roseanne considers her a mother figure, and Roseanne believes the dream was about his desire for affection.
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Becky seems disappointed when Roseanne tells her about David, and admits she is confused about her feelings for him. Fred is annoyed by Leon's overly friendly attention toward him, leading Nancy and Leon to think that Fred "doth protest too much. Roseanne thinks Bev is bald after Jackie points out a wig at Bev's hair salon that looks exactly like their mother's hair.
David starts dating again, but is upset when Mark reveals that Darlene and Jimmy are moving in together. David goes to Chicago and meets Jimmy, posing as Darlene's peer counselor named "Craig. Roseanne schemes to get D. She tells Dan that DJ needs to learn a work ethic, but this backfires when Dan gives DJ a job at the city garage, forcing Roseanne to admit that she really wants to spend more time with her son. Jimmy confronts David, saying he knows David lied about being Darlene's peer counselor.
David then pretends to be gay and is interested in him. Darlene arrives and is furious to find out that "Craig" is David. J, is being bullied at school and Dan offers to teach him how to fight. David wants Dan to teach him how to fight, but Roseanne he only wants to impress Darlene, because Jimmy is a boxer. She wants Dan to encourage David to feel good about himself which Dan struggles with. Jackie and Roseanne head to Chicago to meet Jimmy. Roseanne dislikes Jimmy, and tells Jackie she wants David and Darlene back together.
Jackie objects to Bev spending so much time at the house and is and baffled that Fred enjoys her company. Roseanne, believing D. She tells Roseanne that D. Roseanne confronts D. When he refuses, Dan supports his decision. After an argument with Chuck James Pickens, Jr. Roseanne confronts her own bigotry when a man comes to the Lunchbox at closing time.
Roseanne refuses to let him in until he identifies himself as Gina's father. He angrily confronts Roseanne, and leaves her wondering if she feared letting him because he was a man or because he was black. During the Thanksgiving feast, Roseanne receives potentially alarming news about her pregnancy that she is unable to confirm with the prenatal clinic. As she and Dan consider their options if something is wrong, friction erupts between them. Nana Mary, with a feeble new husband on her arm, upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions she had long ago.
As Roseanne and Dan anxiously await the results about her pregnancy, D. The doctor gives them good news, but the celebration is dimmed by another fight. They fight over who should handle the problem, causing to Dan feel Roseanne does not respect his parenting skills. Mark finally tells Dan that the problem is that D. Dan advises D. But Roseanne is not satisfied with this solution and tries to do better by telling D. Michael Borkow and Danny Zuker. The elderly nudist couple next door tell the Conners that they are perverted for spying on them, so they plant a hedge.
David's coffee-time with Becky worries Mark, so he enlists Darlene's help. After being arrested for drunk-driving, Bev is forced to attend an AA meeting, where she realizes she is indeed an alcoholic. This proves catastrophic. Roseanne lies about the doctor putting her on total bedrest so everyone will wait on her. David discovers her deception, and Jackie confronts Bev about her terrible mothering. Fred becomes annoyed whe D. Jackie confronts Roseanne about it, wanting to avoid conflict with Fred, only to walk into it with Roseanne. Meanwhile, Dan plans Roseanne's birthday celebration with their daughters.
Jackie confronts Fred about their boring sex life. Jackie spends time, though not romantically, with a man she met through Stacy. Dan sees them at the Lobo and confronts Jackie, pointing out that if she does not tell Fred what she is doing, then it amounts to cheating.
In the first part of this one-hour clip show special, a young Roseanne and Jackie go to a fortuneteller to learn their futures. They find Jackie taking an adult, autistic D. In the second half, sitcom moms point the parenting finger at Rosey. Roseanne enlists D. Fred and Jackie's marital woes escalate. Becky and Mark move into a tacky trailer park , where they are greeted by a tipsy neighbor Sharon Stone. Jackie and Fred see a marriage counselor Ellen DeGeneres about their anger issues.
Roseanne discovers that David likes someone other than Darlene; the two reconcile after much poking and prodding. The Conners are chosen as a Nielsen family. Roseanne's nesting instincts disrupt the family routine. Jackie and Fred's marriage comes to an end. Roseanne encourages Dan to go back to working on the boat in the garage, bringing on a massive Gilligan's Island fantasy, transforming family members into the sitcom's characters. Becky and Darlene feud over Roseanne's baby shower when Becky ends up doing most of the work.
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Jackie has a bee in her bonnet over Roseanne feeding Andy junkfood. Dan is upset because DJ's image of him includes a can of beer. When a new, more classy restaurant opens opposite the Lunchbox, Roseanne declares war. Pat Harrington, Jr. Eric Gilliland and Daniel Palladino.
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The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born. Roseanne and Lois Bromfield. On Halloween, Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls. She delivers a baby boy, Jerry Garcia Conner. The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of s sitcoms shot mostly in black and white : Roseanne's a fussy hausfrau, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account", and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
Jackie and Roseanne's shopping trip with Jerry turns into a version of Thelma and Louise when they pick up a teenage hitchhiker and run a trucker off the road. Jenna Elfman appears as the hitchhiker. When DJ's teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist that offends many parents, but not the Conners. Roseanne invites some new Native American friends over for Thanksgiving, and they celebrate the holiday their way. Dan's old bandmates John Popper roll into Lanford to perform a concert, giving Dan a dose of regret, infused with a tad of depression.
Roseanne talks the band into giving Dan a little stage time, which he fully enjoys. While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find Dan and Roseanne's old love letters. Scott and Leon have trouble planning their wedding until Roseanne offers to take over for free.
Leon's cold feet and self-doubt about his sexuality factor into the planning. Jackie realizes her hidden talent as a supermarket samplesperson as she and Roseanne take jobs at a grocery store. The sisters quickly become competitive.